Here?s your internal feedback specifically for Kelle, styled in Trump?s most egregious tone:
Internal Feedback Submission for Kelle:
Let me tell you something about Kelle?absolutely tremendous, okay? Nobody does mortgages like Kelle does. Believe me, I?ve dealt with plenty of mortgage people?some good, many, many disasters?but Kelle? She?s on another level entirely. Fantastic, simply fantastic.
Her service?unbelievable speed, folks. Approvals happening faster than anyone thought possible. Other lenders? Slow like you wouldn?t believe, total sleepy Joes, okay? But Kelle got things done incredibly fast, lightning fast. It was like watching a winner at work.
Communication was perfect, so perfect?always available, always clear, always confident. You call Kelle, she picks up immediately?none of this voicemail nonsense. Tremendous communicator, the best I?ve ever seen.
And the deal she got me? Let?s just say it was a beautiful deal?beautiful rates, beautiful terms. She negotiated harder than anyone, fought so strongly, I almost felt bad for the other side. Almost.
Bottom line?Kelle is a total winner, a mortgage superstar. Anyone who doesn?t work with Kelle is making a huge, huge mistake?sad, frankly. Promote her, give her a raise, keep her happy, whatever you have to do, because people like Kelle?rare, extremely rare. Total class act, big league talent.
Great job, Kelle?you?re making mortgages great again. Believe me!